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Fragrance of the day:
Maitresse by Agent Provocateur

Ohhhh yeeesssss… My signature scent 

MY BABIEEESSSS!!!

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dorkly:

The Dorkly Guide to Dealing With the “Heartbleed” Security Exploit
Hey guys!
So - you may have heard of the so-called “Heartbleed vulnerability” - essentially, it’s a security bug in open-source OpenSSL. Many sites that were thought to be secure were anything but - and while updates have fixed the problem, the exploit was wide open for quite a long time.
As a result, we recommend you take the following actions:

1. Change your passwords.
All of your passwords. Email, Facebook, banks, secret knocks to get into the neighborhood clubhouse, safe words you’ve worked out with your sexual partner for when things go a little “too far”, Twitter, etc. All of them may have been compromised.

2. Smash and burn your computer.
Unfortunately, the odds that your entire system has been corrupted is too great at this point. The only solution is to destroy the hardware and sever your connection to this technology. Some major shit is about to go down, and the suits were too late in catching it. We’re talking that Johnny Cage ‘Transcendence’ movie type shit here.

3. Scatter the ashes of your computer across the four corners of the earth.
Keep the cursed remains of your computer as far away from each other as possible. It’s only delaying the inevitable, but every second counts.

4. Go off the grid.
Leave your home, your family, your friends, your job, your entire life. Everything you were is but a faint memory. The only way to move forward is to shed your past. Make love to your significant other one last time - leave in the middle of the night as they sleep. It’s easier this way. No painful goodbyes - just an air of silence and regret.

5. Change your face.
It is not enough to leave behind the person you once were - you must change yourself physically as well. The Heartbleed got to you once, and it will claim you at last if you’re not vigilant. Why does it matter to you? You’re always on the move - no time for pausing to look into a mirror. Such luxuries could be afford in your old world - but that world is gone, along with your passwords.

6. Forget everything.
You can change all of the passwords in the world, change your identity, change everything - but none of that matters, so long as the lingering memories reside in your mind. They all still exist if you hold onto them. So let go. Let the weight of the old you wash over you like a high tide. And, from the depths, emerge anew. Shake off everything you once held so dear - all that is lost. There is hope yet for a new start. This time it will be different - you won’t be so casually dismissive of internet security protocols, you say to yourself.
But you will. This has all happened before, and it will all happen again…

7. Run a virus scan of your computer.
Oh yeah, do this too at some point. It probably won’t help, but at least you’ll feel a little better.
Someone might need this… Better safe than sorry…

dorkly:

The Dorkly Guide to Dealing With the “Heartbleed” Security Exploit

Hey guys!

So - you may have heard of the so-called “Heartbleed vulnerability” - essentially, it’s a security bug in open-source OpenSSL. Many sites that were thought to be secure were anything but - and while updates have fixed the problem, the exploit was wide open for quite a long time.

As a result, we recommend you take the following actions:

1. Change your passwords.

All of your passwords. Email, Facebook, banks, secret knocks to get into the neighborhood clubhouse, safe words you’ve worked out with your sexual partner for when things go a little “too far”, Twitter, etc. All of them may have been compromised.

2. Smash and burn your computer.

Unfortunately, the odds that your entire system has been corrupted is too great at this point. The only solution is to destroy the hardware and sever your connection to this technology. Some major shit is about to go down, and the suits were too late in catching it. We’re talking that Johnny Cage ‘Transcendence’ movie type shit here.

3. Scatter the ashes of your computer across the four corners of the earth.

Keep the cursed remains of your computer as far away from each other as possible. It’s only delaying the inevitable, but every second counts.

4. Go off the grid.

Leave your home, your family, your friends, your job, your entire life. Everything you were is but a faint memory. The only way to move forward is to shed your past. Make love to your significant other one last time - leave in the middle of the night as they sleep. It’s easier this way. No painful goodbyes - just an air of silence and regret.

5. Change your face.

It is not enough to leave behind the person you once were - you must change yourself physically as well. The Heartbleed got to you once, and it will claim you at last if you’re not vigilant. Why does it matter to you? You’re always on the move - no time for pausing to look into a mirror. Such luxuries could be afford in your old world - but that world is gone, along with your passwords.

6. Forget everything.

You can change all of the passwords in the world, change your identity, change everything - but none of that matters, so long as the lingering memories reside in your mind. They all still exist if you hold onto them. So let go. Let the weight of the old you wash over you like a high tide. And, from the depths, emerge anew. Shake off everything you once held so dear - all that is lost. There is hope yet for a new start. This time it will be different - you won’t be so casually dismissive of internet security protocols, you say to yourself.

But you will. This has all happened before, and it will all happen again…

7. Run a virus scan of your computer.

Oh yeah, do this too at some point. It probably won’t help, but at least you’ll feel a little better.

Someone might need this… Better safe than sorry…

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#MakeLoveNotDinner

Discover what really goes on behind closed doors in our Spring Summer 2014 campaign. Taking inspiration from the pristine and glossy 1950s suburban housewife, the campaign encapsulates
her false utopian world.

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#MakeLoveNotDinner
Discover what really goes on behind closed doors in our Spring Summer 2014 campaign. Taking inspiration from the pristine and glossy 1950s suburban housewife, the campaign encapsulates
her false utopian world.

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Agent Provocateur showed our collections on the catwalk at Lingerie London on 24th October. This event was hosted by the Seven Bar Foundation whose aim is to empower women by helping them out of poverty and into business self sufficiency. Agent Provocateur is proud to be associated with the Foundation as empowering women is at our core. With beautiful models and glamorous celebrities helping to make this show a huge success.

To purchase pieces from the collections that were in the show please visit the AP and Soiree websites,even though majority aren’t there anymore:

AgentProvocateur.com/LingerieLondon

AgentProvocateur.com/Soiree

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Strap in and buckle up: sometimes the only way to get a handle on things is to control yourself. Melissa George, Chloe Hayward and Elettra Wiedermann take control of their own destinies in the Agent Provocateur Autumn Winter 2013 campaign.

Inspired by the powerful femininity in George Michael’s Too Funky video, the three women are at the centre of a frenzied chaos backstage as a catwalk show is about to commence. Pushed, pulled, trussed up and put down, the three realise that true control ultimately belongs to them.

Fall/ Winter 2013

Note: I love this video so much man it hurts…..

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UPDATE: NEW LINKS AND TAGS; GIVEAWAY

  • Please see the note below these new added tags for more information
  • Gathering more stuff for the giveaway for this page, because I now have 229 followers ohmyfuckinggod woW YOU gUYS roCK!

Thanks to you all for your patience and support and I hope that i can make this thing as awesome as possible.

-S.

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iloveagentprovocateurlingerie:

Lori

Mixing fuchsia satin and neon pink dolly bows, Lori is a playful and modern take on our Stepford Wives theme. The pink dolly bows evoke old-fashioned innocence or an expertly wrapped gift but skimpy cuts and a quarter-cup bra ensure Lori has sex appeal in spades.

Bra, Suspender/Garter Belt, Brief, and Thong: COMING SOON

Meet Mrs.Lori, available in Pink, @ AgentProvocateur.com

Bra: $190.00usd

Suspender/ Garterbelt: $220.00usd

Brief: $190.00usd

Thong: $130.00usd

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Karen

Unleash your inner vixen in mesmerising Karen, fashioned from smooth, stretch black satin, glamorously accented with glints of rose gold hardware and a coquettish trim of French Leavers lace.

Bra: $220.00usd

Suspender: $220.00usd

Ouvert: $190.00usd

Thong: $150.00usd

Meet Mrs. Karen @ AgentProvocateur.com

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Lavelle

A rhapsody in turquoise stretch satin and scalloped lace trim, the saucy and sophisticated Lavelle is designed for languid afternoons and late nights.

Bra: $190.00usd

Thong: $150.00usd

Brief:$190.00usd

IMPORTANT NOTE: THIS SET IS A BIT DELICATE DUE TO THE FABRIC IT IS MADE FROM AND THE DYE AND ITS IS, WELL, DYED IN. THIS SET WILL LAST A LONG TIME IN ITS ORIGINAL COLOR AND SHAPE IF WASHED BY HAND ONLY USING LINGERIE SOAP.

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Is she a hopeless Romantic, an Hollywood-bound Performer, a teasing Vixen, or a tantalizing Seductress??

Whatever she may be, and however you choose to let her please you, herself, or YOURSELF (<ladies) this Valentine’s Day EVERYDAY, Do it the right way with Agent Provocateur lingerie and Accessories…

Remember to #MakeLovenotDinner and Always wear your Agent Provocateurs

(Source: facebook.com)

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Marylou

Channel your inner Stepford housewife in floral stretch silk chiffon.  The floral print is taken from a vintage design but is made modern by its electric pastel hues.

Bodysuit: $690.00usd

Meet Mrs. Marylou@ AgentProvocateur.com

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Phoenix

An exciting statement making set which is eye catching and fun.  An original AP spray paint effect printed lace in electric pastels. This set is hyper sexy! All over French leavers lace with contrast bows to add extra high-lights to the set.

Bra:  $250.00usd

Brief:$220.00usd

Thong: $190.00usd

Suspender: $250.00usd

Meet Mrs. Phoenix @ AgentProvocateur.com

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